- Okay.
To wrap up this Webcast-- - each of us
is gonna paint a picture
in only 10 seconds.
- And then you, the "icarly" viewers,
are gonna vote online
for whose painting is best.
- Now guess what we're gonna paint on.
- It's our wacky, little friend, gibby.
- Are you ready there, gibby?
- Sure. Whatever.
- Ten seconds on the clock.
And go.
- Try not to move.
- Hold still, gibby.
- Five seconds.
- The brushes tickle.
- Time.
- Okay.
Now here's my painting.
- Who's that? Freddie?
- No, it's a clown.
- Oops. Sorry, clown.
- And now, let's take a look
at Sam's painting.
Okay, I have no idea what that is.
- It's a meatball.
- Yes, Sam has painted her dream.
- Okay.
Till the next "icarly."
- Bye. Ciao.
- See you.
- And we're clear.
- Hey, you should go
rinse the paint off first.
You're gonna ruin your shirt.
- Who cares about my shirt?
Who cares about anything?
Not me.
- What's wrong?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Good.
Who's up for chicken wings?
I know I am.
- Gibby, seriously, what's the matter?
- Shannon Mitchell, okay?
- What about Shannon?
What's the prob?
- I want her to like me, but every time
I try to talk to her, I get all shy.
Why does she have to be so cute?
I'm goin' home.
- Gibby-- - I don't wanna talk about it.
- Oh, poor kid.
It must be awful to love someone
who doesn't love you back.
Sorry.
- In five, four, three, two--
* I know, you see *
* somehow the world *
* will change for me *
* and be so wonderful *
* live life, breathe air *
* I know somehow *
* we're gonna get there *
* and feel so wonderful *
* it's all for real *
* I'm telling you *
* just how I feel *
* so wake up *
* the members of my nation *
* it's your time to be *
* there's no chance *
* unless you take one *
* and the time to see *
* the brighter side *
* of every situation *
* some things are meant to be *
* so give your best *
* and leave the rest to me *
* leave it all to me *
* just leave it all to me *
- oh, there he is.
Hey, gibby.
- What's up?
- We came up with a great way
to set you up with Shannon.
- How?
- On the next "icarly,"
we're gonna play a game
called "I win a date."
- "I win a date"?
- Yeah.
And you're gonna be
the special mystery date.
- And we're gonna get Shannon
to be one of the contestants.
So that way-- who's your friend
and why is he staring at me like a freak?
- Oh, this is Reuben.
- Sorry.
It's like you were born sideways
over the moon with 2 1/2 scoops.
Zipang.
- Okay, I think I gotta punch this kid
in the mouth.
- Wait, I think
he might be complimenting you.
- Was that a compliment?
- Hey, just 'cause I bump the chump
doesn't mean I lost my bingo trap.
- That is so true.
- No. No.
Stephanie, I really don't think
we should go out again.
Come on, I didn't say
I had a bad time last night.
It's just--Stephanie-- step--Steph--
because I don't like you.
- So, I guess your blind date
went pretty well last night.
- She brought her pet unicorn to dinner.
- There's no such thing as unicorns.
- Try telling her that.
I'm just gonna stay single
the rest of my life.
They'll call me "single Spencer,"
the guy with no lady to hold.
- Why don't you try
one of those dating websites
like whynotdateme.Com,
you know, where lonely adults
find even lonelier adults?
- Sounds so tempting.
- At least you get to see a video
of the person before you go on a date.
- Yeah, but those websites are just so--
hello?
Stephanie.
Stephanie-- no, I will not speak
to your unicorn.
Because he's not real.
That website again?
- Hey, Shannon.
- Hey.
- So, listen, you guys wanna be
on the next "icarly"?
- Definitely.
- Oh my god.
- What are we gonna do?
- Well, let's just say
one of you is gonna win a date
with an awesome guy.
- Freddie?
- I said "awesome guy,"
not "ridiculous goob."
- I think Freddie is cute and smart.
- Okay, what'd you eat for breakfast?
A big bowl of crazy flakes?
- There's my raspberry soccer ball.
- And speakin' of crazy flakes, it's you.
- Hello there.
My name is Spencer shay.
Hello.
I've never used an Internet
dating service before,
but my sister told me about this one,
whynotdateme.Com.
So, why not date me?
I enjoy people.
- What are you doing?
- Making a video for whynotdateme.Com.
- Give me the remote.
- What's wrong?
- You're not being you.
You gotta be looser.
- How do I not look--
- your shirt should be out,
these buttons should be undone,
and your hair needs some of this.
There.
What did you put in your hair?
- Chicken fat.
- Oh my god.
- Gibby, ready to play "I win a date"?
- Shannon's really in there?
- Right through that door.
- Man, this is intense.
- Just remember,
all your voices are gonna be
electronically disguised.
- Why?
- To keep your identities a mystery.
- Then how will I know
which one is Shannon?
- She'll be girl number--
- you can't just tell him.
We have to keep the game real and fair.
- But what if I don't pick Shannon?
- Listen, there'll be
girl number one, girl number two,
and girl number three.
- But how will I know which one is Shannon?
- If you really want
two go on a date with Shannon,
then you need two choose carefully.
- That's all you have two-- - two--
- --do.
- Okay.
- Hey, you guys better come in here.
- Be right back.
What?
- What's up?
- Celine and Julia aren't coming.
- What?
- Why aren't they coming?
- They got tickets
to see "girly cow on ice."
- Why is it that whenever
there's a popular TV show,
they just gotta go put it on ice?
- Guys, we have seven minutes to figure out
how we're gonna play "I win a date"
without girl number one
or girl number three.
- Oh, Freddie, you're so good at math.
- Well, let's hope he's good
at hosting a game show.
- Pardon?
- And one, two, three, four, go.
- Hello there.
My name's Freddie, and here tonight
on this special Webcast of "icarly,"
we're gonna play a new game called--
okay.
First, let's meet our mystery date.
Now, keep in mind,
his voice has been disguised
so that our girl contestants
won't recognize him.
Hello, mystery date.
- Hi.
It's great to be here, Freddie.
- And now, let's meet our three girls.
Remember, their voices
have also been disguised.
Hello, girl number one.
- Hello, Freddie.
Nice to see you.
Wow, my voice sounds so weird.
That's so cool.
Nice to see you.
- And girl number two.
- Hi, Freddie.
- And, uh, girl number three.
- Hey, fredward.
How's it hangin'?
- And those are the three girls
competing to win a date
with our mystery man.
Whichever girl he picks will join him
on a romantic dinner for two
at the cheesecake warehouse.
- Awesome.
- Now, mystery man, you ask the questions,
listen to the girls' answers carefully,
and then, when it's all over,
it will be up to you to choose your girl.
Begin.
- Okay. Girl number one.
- Yes?
- What is your favorite type of music?
- What's your least favorite?
- I guess rap.
- Oh, well, I love rap.
Yeah, rap music.
I listen to it all the time.
Rap is tight, yo.
- Okay, girl number two.
- I guess my fave music
would either be rock 'n roll or pop.
- Hey, me too.
- Cool.
- How about you, girl number three?
- Okay.
Where is girl number three?
- Mmm.
I loves me the cold chili.
- Okay, mystery date.
You have time for one final question.
- Cool. Girl number two.
If one day we were married,
how would you wake me up in the morning?
- Well, I'd say, "wake up, sleepy head,"
then I'll bring you
a super nice breakfast in bed.
- Sweet.
- Girl number one,
how would you wake me up?
- I'd yell, "get up and go get a job,
you lazy sack,"
and then I'd pour hot soup on your face.
- All right, mystery date.
That's the end of the final round.
Who will be your lucky date
to the cheesecake warehouse?
It's time to choose.
- Well, I gotta go with girl number one.
- Yehey. Congratulate--what?
What?
Why'd you pick me?
- You were supposed to pick Shannon.
- I didn't know Carly was girl number one.
It doesn't matter, anyway.
Shannon likes Freddie.
- No, don't worry about that.
I'm in love with someone else.
- Not happening.
- I know.
- Sorry I ruined everything.
And don't worry,
you don't have to go on a date with me.
- It'll be fun.
You know, cheesecake and you and me and oh.
Hey, wanna give me a ride to school?
- Sure, but I-- come check this out first.
- What?
- I made a new video for whynotdateme.Com.
You know, looser like you suggested.
- Cool. Let's see it.
- Hey, there.
The name is Spencer.
- What's with the baseball?
- It's to make me look sporty.
Shh.
- If you're looking for a fun,
creative guy, well, then,
you just took a right turn
down the lucky street.
Why don't you go ahead and put it in park.
Send me an email.
Write it, click it, send it.
- You just took a right turn
down lucky street?
That doesn't make a girl wanna email you.
That makes a girl wanna go-- - all right.
I'll make a new video.
- Good.
Now, what did you break with your baseball?
- Nothin'.
- Did you kill our gold fish?
- Yes.
- Oh.
- I think he wanted to die.
- That fish had hopes and dreams.
- Hey, Carly.
I made reservations
at the cheesecake warehouse
for tonight at seven, unless you decided
that you don't wanna go.
- Of course, I wanna go.
We're gonna have a great time.
Just you and me alone at the table
for three hours.
Oh.
- Hey, how about a pop for the boomerang?
- He wants to know
if you want a double date,
you and me, him and Sam.
- Yes. Sam would love that.
It's a date, a double date.
Yehey, Sam will be so happy.
- Okay. Well, see you there.
- Tell Sam I'll be ready to hang my socks
on the monkey parade.
- Absolutely.
- These are love notes.
- Uh-oh.
From Shannon?
- Uh-huh.
And try taking a test
while she's staring at you like this.
- Please never make those faces again.
- What's it gonna take
to make Shannon understand
I don't wanna go out with her?
- Maybe you should go out with Shannon.
- Why?
I thought you were still trying to get her
and gibby together.
- I am.
I have my date with gibby tonight,
and Sam is going with Reuben.
- Sam and Reuben?
- Long story.
But, you should invite Shannon,
so we can try to make her like gibby.
- If that'll get her
to leave me alone, fine.
- Then, tonight we triple date.
- What triple date?
- Carly and gibby,
me and Shannon, you and Reuben.
- You set me up with Reuben?
- No, no, no, not me.
- No.
- Get her off of me.
Get her off of me.
Get her off.
Help. Help. Help. Help.
- It was me.
I set you up with Reuben.
- Why would you-- - because he wanted
to go out with you
and I didn't wanna be alone
with gibby for three hours.
- Well, I'm not going.
- Oh, yes, you are.
You wanna know why?
- Why?
- 'Cause when you're mother
got chickenpox, I helped you
rubbed calamine lotion all over that woman,
and those pox where everywhere.
- You're a good friend.
- No, you didn't.
- I swear.
- Hey.
- Hey, what you doin'?
- I just made a new video
for whynotdateme.Com.
- My mom got banned from that website.
- So, let's see your new video.
- Okay.
I try to keep it simple and real.
Here, take a look.
- Just you eating cereal?
- Uh-huh.
- How long does it go on?
- Like nine minutes.
- Dude.
- I know.
I couldn't think of anything better.
I guess I should go take a shower.
- Why?
- 'Cause I always get
my best ideas when I'm wet.
- Okay.
We need a plan for tonight.
We got to make sure
Shannon ends up with gibby.
- Well, Shannon likes Freddie
so let's just tell gibby
to act like Freddie.
- No.
Gibby has got to be himself.
- Yeah.
Look where that's got him in life.
- You're so right.
- These are the biggest salads
in the history of mankind.
- I know.
I'm already full
and I hadn't even made a dent.
- I'm out of salad.
- You can make a dog
bark faster than a fish could climb a tree.
- True that.
- True what?
- So, Freddie, how did you get to know
so much about computers?
- Oh, actually, I--
oh, gibby taught me.
Didn't you, gibby?
- Um, yes.
Yes, I did.
- Really?
I didn't know you're into computers.
What kind do you have?
- It's white.
- Well, these salads
aren't gonna eat themselves.
- I think Freddie is such a cute name.
- Gibby's middle name is Freddie.
- Really?
- It sort of is.
- Shh.
- It's close to Freddie.
- Well, what is it?
- Cornelius.
- Okay.
Who could eat
a piece of cheesecake this big?
- Shouldn't there be a law
that says, "my dessert
can't weigh more than me."
- I know, might as well tie a knot
around two kangaroos.
You know what I'm sayin'?
- No. No, Reuben.
I don't know what you're sayin'.
Pretty much nobody ever knows
what you're sayin'.
Know what I'm sayin'?
- All right. Let's be cool.
- Yeah, Sam.
You don't need bubble wrap
to know when it's chowder time.
- Yes. That is so true.
And you know what else is true?
I'm sitting here eating cheesecake
with an Australian eskimo
who's got ointment
all over his bumble Berry.
- Oh, I can't believe
you just said that to me.
- What did you say?
- I don't know, but I'm glad I said it.
Pass the whipped cream.
- So, how great is this cheesecake?
- Cheesecake is like my favorite dessert.
- Gibby invented cheesecake.
- No, I didn't.
- Well, someone had to.
- I'm so confused.
- Well, don't be.
Just love gibby.
Love him and never let him go.
- What?
- Look, Shannon.
I got a big crush on you, all right?
But I know you like Freddie,
so I've been trying to act
like him so you'll like me.
- Shhh.
It could still work.
- I don't want it to work.
Look, I'm not like Freddie.
I don't know about tech stuff.
I don't have a boyish cute smile.
I'm all gibby.
You know what that means?
- Tell her what that means, gibby.
- It means I like to dance
with my shirt off.
Turn up the music.
And this is the real gibby.
This is what I-- where is Shannon?
- She fled the restaurant.
- Oh.
- Don't be sad, gibby.
- Shannon is not so hot.
- Yeah.
You can find a way better girl than her.
- Sure. Where?
- Why don't you look right here?
I like your moves.
Turn the music back up.
- This is unreal.
- What's unreal?
- Well, you know
that nine-minute video of me
eating cereal, the one you
and Sam said was so lame?
- Which it was.
- Well, I put it up on whynotdateme.Com
and guess who's already got nine responses?
- Wow.
So, you got nine dates comin' up.
- Well, no.
See, these four are from women in prison.
- Oh.
- And these three are from women
who recently got out of prison.
- Interesting.
- And these two are from psychologists
who feel that they can help me.
- Nice.
Oh, what about that one?
- Oh, that one is new.
Hey, she's kind of pretty.
- That's a dude.
- Oh.
- Hi.
I'm Samantha and my talent
is making really cool animal noises.
Check it out.
Bye. Thanks for listening.
Mmm.
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